Go for gold. Then go for a nap.

Elite athletic training for cats with a competitive streak and a short attention span.

What we do

Intensive coaching for the 3 AM dash, including starting blocks and a loud cheering section.

Learn to cross a room in one jump and land gracefully, or at least on something soft.

Practice standing on a podium and accepting treats from the crowd.

I came in third and was very pleased. Mostly because third place got extra tuna.
A proud finisher

The coach is excellent at sleeping through the whole session. I learned a lot.
Mr Fluffington