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    Press Office

    Memo to All Staff: The Laser Pointer Is Not a Training Aid

    September 27, 2026 /

    An internal memo from Management, leaked to the blog by a cat who was passing.

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    Welcome to Sprint Season: Please Stop Sprinting Past the Reception Desk

    August 23, 2026
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    Press Office

    Welcome to Sprint Season: Please Stop Sprinting Past the Reception Desk

    August 23, 2026 /

    A notice from Head Coach Biscuit Valdez about the corridor that is not, technically, a track.

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    Memo to All Staff: The Laser Pointer Is Not a Training Aid

    September 27, 2026

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