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How to Nap Like a Legend: A Seven Step Guide
The Academy's full nap curriculum, from selecting the spot to ignoring the alarm.
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Memo to All Staff: The Laser Pointer Is Not a Training Aid
An internal memo from Management, leaked to the blog by a cat who was passing.
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Case Study: How Pistachio Went From Sofa to Semi Finals
A transformation story in which a sofa sitter learns to sit on a better sofa.
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Nutrition for Champions: What the Bowl Says and What the Bowl Means
Our dietician explains why the full bowl is still empty and what that tells us about the athlete.
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Meet the Coaching Staff: A Panel of Cats Who Are Mostly Asleep
Our five coaches, their qualifications, and the hours in which they are available for questions.
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Welcome to Sprint Season: Please Stop Sprinting Past the Reception Desk
A notice from Head Coach Biscuit Valdez about the corridor that is not, technically, a track.






